Sometimes, newspaper headlines are clever to the max, like the one in the Dallas Morning News when the Texas Rangers mauled the Tampa Bay Rays in the first two games of the American League wild card playoff.There was but a sprinkling of Texas fans in the half-filled stadium, none of whom carried brooms. This shouldn’t be surprising, since getting brooms through airport security might be problematic.The two words emphasized the Rangers’ dominance. They also were timely, causing Halloween witches to take notice, not to mention eliciting smiles from Cinderella lovers. I wish I could gift-wrap this observation with a drumroll.