My ancient Uncle Mort – with razor-sharp memory of the long ago but dullard-like on yesterday – has a mind recently clouded with “what if’s” concerning the World Cup.This is surprising, since he doesn’t know a soccer ball from Cinderella’s ball. He barely knows the World Cup has “kicked off” in Qatar. He’s apologetic for “punning along” with a reference to “kickoff ,” not knowing if they even have kickoff s in soccer.“If they do, they may call it something else,” he admits.A newspaper headline caught his eye days before the first matches. It mentioned that World Cup gurus had ...